Bollywood gets modernized day by day. Their use to be a time in Bollywood when they didn’t have kissing scenes. Now kissing in bollywood movie is a MUST, or else non of the perves will go and watch it (Half of the Desi Population). This Song off of Ra.One is called “crimnal”. Their are Bits a pecies of the song which are very good. But Akons verse did not suit the bollywoodness in it at all. “Booty” isnt a term that indians should be using. Not saying its a bad word, but just imagine, a poor child from the slums on a train in india singing that song…. AHH. Yeah. Not the best. And then this Whole Ass shaking. they call it “Locking and Popping”. Going to the theater with the whole family and watching this film where it has women with short shorts on,. My Granny is gonna be like. “Gandi Sali” meaning Crazy dumbass. (Overexxagerated that part). Im a dude, i dont mind it at all! but This film is supposto be for the whole family. Imagine what this will do to the SRK lovers…….
I just got done watching SALMAN KHAN’s “Bodyguard”. The movie is pretty dope, especially the action. Quick Break down about what its about. Its about Salman khan Known as “Lovely Singh” being a bodyguard of Kareena Kapoor whom is Divya. Divyas father Sartaj is the reason why Lucky Singh was born. Lovley’s father was Sartaj’s bodygaurd. Now it was Lovely’s turn to protect Divya. So Lovely went to college and was following Divya and she did not like his outfit. Divya played a “prank” to get him away. which she called him with a privet number as “Chhya”. From that prank love affair. Divya actually fell in love with Lovely. Lovely did not no that Divya
was Chhya. After college was over, when they were about to go back to Sartaj’s house, the “Kidnappers/Enemy homies” came to attack/kidnap Divya. But Lovely
saved her. Then they meet Sartaj, and sartaj thought that the two of them were running away. Sartaj let Lovely goes to the train station. Over their, he meets “Maya” which was Divyas closest BFF/HOMIE. She doesnt tell him that she isnt Chhaya. Which means that she took her best friends love. LAME. nah but thats what really went down. a few years later. Lovely and his son sartaj go to SARTAJ’s house to meet him. Their lovely finds out that Divya did not get married in London. Lovely was like OMG LIKE WTF. then the next day when he was leaving, Sartaj Jr said “CAN I CALL YOU MOTHER’- in hindi of couse. and Divya was like OMG WHY NOT. so then he was like “OMG COME WITH OTHER MOTHER.” and loveley was like OMG SAY SORRY. and the Sartaj SR said LiKE OMG. TAKE MY DAUGHTER WID YOU CAUSE SHE WAS THE REAL Chhaya. but he doesnt say the chhya part. at the Train station, Sartaj jr takes the diary his mother wrote and throws it away because thts what she wrote inthe book. SHES DEAD BY THE WAY CAUSE OF A DISEASE. But LOVELY RETRIEVES IT AND GETS ON THE TRAIN. READS IT AND IS LIKE OMG! OMG! CHHAYA IS DIVYA MADAM! OMG OMG! and he “Private Calls” Divya and is like OMG OMG BODY GUARD LOVELY SINGH READY TO REPORT TO DUTY AND WHAT NOT.
thats the end of the movie. it was way under my expectations. Only because well, it SALMAN KHAN. after Dabangg and Ready, i expected a GRAND SLAM HIT IN YOUR MOTHERS FACE. It didnt even hit my grandmothers face. Not saying that you shouldnt go see it, becasue Salmans my nigga. You no. ha But go support him and watch the movie because the movie is worth watching more than “One time”. Its a good love story and is way better than Main Aur Misses Khanna. Just sayin!
The music onthe other hand gets 2 stars outta 5. i mean i give it atleast a 1 because it had RAHAT FATEH ALI KHAN and the 2ed star is for Salman khan andKATRINA KAIF being in it. AIGHHT HOMIE! Ill be back in a few to find some kind of rant and shareit with youguys.
